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An 85-year-old man was

requested by his doctor for a

sperm count as part of his

physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar

and said, "Take this jar home

and bring back a semen sample

tomorrow." The next day the

85-year-old man reappeared at

the doctor's office and gave him

the jar, which was as clean and

empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what

happened and the man

explained.

"Well, doc, it's like this--first I

tried with my right hand, but

nothing. Then I tried with my

left hand, but still nothing. Then

I asked my wife for help. She

tried with her right hand, then

with her left, still nothing. She

tried with her mouth, first with

the teeth in, then with her teeth

out, still nothing. We even called

up Arleen, the lady next door

and she tried too, first with both

hands, then an armpit, and she

even tried squeezin' it between

her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You

asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none

of us could get the jar open."