An 85-year-old man was
requested by his doctor for a
sperm count as part of his
physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar
and said, "Take this jar home
and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at
the doctor's office and gave him
the jar, which was as clean and
empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what
happened and the man
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I
tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing. Then
I asked my wife for help. She
tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She
tried with her mouth, first with
the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, still nothing. We even called
up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both
hands, then an armpit, and she
even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You
asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none
of us could get the jar open."
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